Diddly Squat by Jeremy Clarkson
Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the farm we're all obsessed with THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER ________ Welcome to Clarkson's farm. An idyllic spot offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows and natural springs, it's the perfect plot of land for someone to delegate the actual, you know, farming to someone else while he galivants around the world in cars. Until one day, Jeremy decided he would do the farming itself. After all, how hard could it be? . . . Faced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm around is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor. Fortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team, including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie, Ellen the Shepherd and Gerald, his Head of Security and Dry Stone Waller. Between them, they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive. And yet while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins to understand that it's worth a whole lot more to him than pounds, shillings and pence . . . ________ Praise for Clarkson's Farm: 'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' THE GUARDIAN 'Shockingly hopeful' THE INDEPENDENT 'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' THE TELEGRAPH 'Quite lovely' THE TIMES
Brilliant. . laugh-out-loud * Daily Telegraph *
Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches * Time Out *
Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube * Evening Standard *
Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches * Time Out *
Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube * Evening Standard *
Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
| SKU | GOR011870168 |
| ISBN 13 | 9780241464502 |
| ISBN 10 | 0241464501 |
| Title | Diddly Squat |
| Author | Jeremy Clarkson |
| Condition | Very Good |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Penguin Books Ltd |
| Year published | 2021-11-11 |
| Number of pages | 224 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us |
