Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by Humor Heals Us

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by Humor Heals Us

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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred by Humor Heals Us

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us
Up the Eiffel Tower.
Then past the Arc de Triomphe
With full fart power.

Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too.

The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter.

The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100.

Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

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ISBN 13 9781637310298
ISBN 10 1637310293
Title Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Author Humor Heals Us
Series Farting Adventures
Condition Unavailable
Publisher Humor Heals Us
Year published 2021-01-11
Number of pages 34
Cover note Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.
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